Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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