i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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