What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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