Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I'm jealous of your bromance
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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