is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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