Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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