This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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