i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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