I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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