I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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