she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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