I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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