I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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