I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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