nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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