Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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