dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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