normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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