what if I'm pregnant?
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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