therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
