I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
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