Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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