Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
do herpes really smell.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
The struggles of a small town man whore
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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