Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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