i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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