Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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