If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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