This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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