i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I have tasted many bathrooms
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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