what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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