How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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