let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
