Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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