Whod you bang
Do you still have your period?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I understand Curling. That high.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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