shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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