yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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