did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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