Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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