You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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