Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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