Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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