If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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