Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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