I'm passing your future prison.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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