You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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