I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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