Don't you send me to vm
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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