I wanna passion pit in your ass
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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