The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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