Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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